February 2012
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January 2012
184 posts
theconanguy:
it would suck if you get arrested for downloading music illegally, but the song they get you for is like really embarrassing if you take pride in your music taste. i’d be like “no can you arrest me for this bob dylan song instead? i don’t want people to know i downloaded a rap song about big booty bitches.”
“Sheldon: Leonard, I don’t think I can do this.
Leonard: What are you, kidding?...”
– From episode Pilot (via dailysheldonwisdom)
the gecko dances: Great One Liners from The Big... →
dancinggecko:
Big up to the writers of The Big Bang Theory who are headed up by Chuck Lorre, Bill Prady and Steven Molaro. In my opinion they’re streaking ahead in the field of comedy writing at the moment. Here are some great one liners, which I’m going to keep adding to.
“Sometimes your…
adele: i set fire to the rain
me:
mom:
adele: watched it burn
me and adele: AS I TOUCHED YOUR FACE
mom: please get your hand off my face i'm driving.
