“OKAY GOVERNMENT, WE APPARENTLY GONNA HAVE TO DO THIS BECAUSE YOU GOT A NEW BILL COMIN` OUT EVERY MONTH: SOPA, PIPA, ACTA. YOU NEED TO CUT THAT SHIT OUT, YOU AIN’T DROPPIN MOTHERFUCKING ALBUMS AND SHIT. I DIDN’T WANT TO HAVE TO SIT YO ASSES DOWN LIKE YOU WAS RYAN MURPHY BUT NOW YOU FUCKIN` WITH MY BREAD AND BUTTER AND YOU KNOW RUTHERFORD LIKES HIS BUTTERED SCONES WITHOUT THE FEDERAL GLAZE OF IP TRACKING. I DON’T THINK YOU KNOW WHO YOU MESSIN` WITH— THE INTERNET IS A CRAZY ASS PLACE. I SAW A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL SCREAM ‘KLAINE’ AND THEN EAT AN ENTIRE CARDBORD CUTOUT OF DARREN CRISS ONCE. IF THEY BE EATIN THE PEOPLE THEY LIKE, WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINK GONNA HAPPEN TO Y’ALL?  YOU BETTER HOPE THEY DON’T REVOLT BECAUSE IF THEY SNATCH THAT POWER FROM YA, THEY AIN’T GONNA BE MAKING MANIPS OF THE HUNGER GAMES ANYMORE. THEY GONNA BE PUTTIN` Y’ALL OLD ASSES IN EM.”